Jack Heald

It’s the first day of finals here at Arizona State, and looking out my window it is clear that the students are cutting loose. (Unlike me, who is up to his eyeballs in alligators trying to get a Uniflow installation completed and configured.)

Sorry, I don’t have photos, but I did see – so far – today:

I saw a guy with a long gray pony-tail riding a unicyle and holding a leach that was connected to a miniature dachshund.

That was the weirdest thing I had seen all day until I saw:

A girl in a little black dress

wearing lace stockings

riding a neon-green skateboard

smoking a pipe.

No lie.

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